It was a dark and stormy night, Snoopy

“It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.”  – Charles M. Schulz, It was a Dark and Stormy Night, Snoopy